Miracles do happen, and they even happen at Belmont High!

Several eyewitnesses confirmed Wednesday that, for the briefest of moments, both printers in the library were in working condition.
Junior Hyuk-Je Kwon was one of a handful of people in the library at the time. “It was an indescribable moment,” he said with a stunned shake of his head. “I didn’t even have to check which printer the file was going to. I just clicked print.” Jack Doyle, a junior, said, “I’m pretty sure I heard a choir of angels singing as both printers simultaneously spewed hot paper with words on it.”

When asked for a statement, Ms. Landry told the No-Point that she was just happy that her daily sacrifice of an iPad to the Tech gods finally paid off, albeit momentarily.

Scientists believe this is a once-in-a-lifetime event that is unlikely to happen again for another five centuries.


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